Christopher walken impression marsupial11/28/2023 To make up for it, Walken orders them to hand deliver a brown envelope filled with $50,000 to a fellow in the Outback and ships them off to Australia ASAP. The twosome inadvertently cost O’Connell’s mobbed up stepdad a lot of money. O’Connell hates him because he’s a criminal but has no problem hanging out with Anderson who is a thief who likes to run from the law and commits several vehicular felonies in the process. O’Connell’s stepfather is a ruthless New York mobster played by a Christopher Walken. Now grown up, they’re both loveable losers. Jerry O’Connell and Anthony Anderson play life long best friends who met on the beach as children after O’Connell almost drowned and Anderson saved him. Don’t believe me? Just listen to this synopsis including what they’re not telling you in the previews. You are wrong! It is so much more than that. Night Shyamalan school of marketing by making everyone think that this movie is some screwball comedy about a couple of dimwits running around the Australian Outback trying to catch this rapping kangaroo that swiped some money from them. Wow! That’s all I can say after seeing KANGAROO JACK. So here’s The Foywonder to soak up the pain for you. Beaks saw this a few days ago, but every time I call to ask him for a review, he just starts crying and drops the phone. He’s still just getting over PINOCCHIO, and now he’s already been kicked full force in the store by Jerry Bruckheimer with this alleged comedy. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab. Luke and Andrew: “Umm… Uh… Oh, sir! Just one more thing. Luke and Andrew: “Strong with his diarrhea game! (Yeah!)” Luke and Andrew: “Speaking of diarrhea, by the way. Luke and Andrew: “It unfolds, like a flower, over the course of the week. Luke and Andrew: “Back to whatever it was you were saying… I have no idea what, I have no idea where we were.” Luke and Andrew: “A little splatter of feces. Luke: “What stinks is this story, Andrew.” I comb the fur off everyday, there is more fur. Luke: Reciting lyrics from “Nothing Compares 2 U” Luke: “Pod-dog doin’ what Pod-dog do, (Perro) shedding like a beast.” Luke: “He would rather get my booty in his face” Luke: “Alright, our Top Story from the ‘I Coulda Told You That’ desk” Okay.”Īndrew and Luke: Luke suspects Andrew of making out with his new Xfinity remoteĪndrew and Luke: “Maybe. Do we have a second for a story? Absolutely. (Sorry) Hold on, hold on, hold on, Andrew.”Īndrew and Luke: “Listen to this, here’s a little story for ya. And I’ve been talking to your remote control.'”Īndrew and Luke: “I… Hold on. Also… I’ve scanned your retina, (Yes!) and I’ve looked into your heart. Then you wave your hand under it again and it’s like, ‘No, bro. Either, I can’t remember my words or I’m off-topic all the time.”Īndrew: “Prince, stop trying to put everybody’s sexuality in a box!”Īndrew: “They can’t just go rogue on something.”Īndrew: “Well, this is a little blue but, I’ve already dropped the F bomb, so I’m probably fired already.”Īndrew: “Yeah, not without a court order!”Īndrew and Luke: “Come on… that, that’s not enough. Andrew: Andrew compares what his doctor told him to lyrics from a Dave Matthews songĪndrew: “I didn’t know about the, the fecal blast aspect of this.”Īndrew: “I don’t like the sound of this.”Īndrew: Imitating Dave Matthew’s singing styleĪndrew: Laughing and saying “Oh my God!” #2Īndrew: “Oh my god, on an airplane?!? You get up!”Īndrew: “Oh, God! I’m just ruining this show today, I’m sorry.
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